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XMASDADDY

HE SEES YOUR BAGS.

HE JUDGES YOUR CHART.

CA: eGdS...pumpπŸ“‹

> Naughty or nice.
> Everyone pumps.
> Time to deliver.

πŸŽ„ GIFTS DELIVERED

124,982

πŸ”₯ COAL GIVEN

4,042

πŸŽ… DADDY MOOD

WATCHING THE CHART

πŸŽ…

NOT HERE TO SAVE YOU

He’s here to reward conviction. No promises. No roadmap. Just vibes, memes, and holiday chaos.

  • 🎁 NO UTILITY
  • 🎁 NO GUARANTEES
  • 🎁 MAXIMUM CHEER
  • 🎁 ABSOLUTE DEGEN ENERGY

CHARTS DON'T LIE. ELVES DO.